Right, weakling scum…No more Head Of Pertwee…..the bloody thing gives me the creeps. It sits there on RPG evenings, atop it’s spike and….stares at me……It ain’t right, I tells you….BURN IT!

My people, whilst viewing this site it would be wise of you to listen to the Doctor Who music of Tristam Cary and Malcolm Clarke. Why, a quick burst of the Daleks or The Sea Devils and your neural pathways should be clear enough to appreciate the sheer genius of my musings…

Oh, and have a listen to my stuff also…or else, got it?

good.

For more on The Sea Devils’ music and how it could affect Staggering Stories, please see our next podcast; series one, number three….

heh, heh and indeed, heh….

No Tony Wilson jokes please!

All readers of this site shall watch Neighbours. You may choose if you wish to watch either the lunchtime or evening edition…

Ignore what Purcell-Face says…he isn’t here…I AM IN CHARGE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

um….

yes…

Right, from now on if you are reading this site you are to do so standing on one leg. I will be checking, oh yes!

Those who are already monopeds may find this rule easier then some……

More new rulings to follow, my people…

Heh, heh and indeed, heh.

Yup, everyone else is off to the Isle of Man where I am reliably informed they don’t have the electric interwebby or, indeed, electricty of any useable form…

Therefore, for one week only, I AM STAGGERING STORIES!!!!!!!!

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaacough

Oh, the power!!!

shame I have to edit the podcast and won’t actually have time to do anything else, LOL