{"id":59,"date":"2006-11-03T20:39:34","date_gmt":"2006-11-03T19:39:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.staggeringstories.net\/?p=59"},"modified":"2007-04-28T11:43:24","modified_gmt":"2007-04-28T10:43:24","slug":"a-patriotic-moment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.staggeringstories.net\/?p=59","title":{"rendered":"A patriotic moment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I saw the Queen. She is very short. She arrived in a helicopter, which made me very jealous because I&#8217;ve always wanted to fly in one. Then I went back to the office and designed a 12-page supplement with many, many, many pictures of her and Phil the Greek. Now my eyes hurt and I hate her hat with a passion. The supplement looks excellent, though.<\/p>\n<p>Should I send my optician bill to Buckingham Palace?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I saw the Queen. She is very short. She arrived in a helicopter, which made me very jealous because I&#8217;ve always wanted to fly in one. Then I went back to the office and designed a 12-page supplement with many, many, many pictures of her and Phil the Greek. Now my eyes hurt and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-commentary","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.staggeringstories.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.staggeringstories.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.staggeringstories.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.staggeringstories.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.staggeringstories.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.staggeringstories.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.staggeringstories.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.staggeringstories.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.staggeringstories.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}