My people, whilst viewing this site it would be wise of you to listen to the Doctor Who music of Tristam Cary and Malcolm Clarke. Why, a quick burst of the Daleks or The Sea Devils and your neural pathways should be clear enough to appreciate the sheer genius of my musings…

Oh, and have a listen to my stuff also…or else, got it?

good.

For more on The Sea Devils’ music and how it could affect Staggering Stories, please see our next podcast; series one, number three….

heh, heh and indeed, heh….

No Tony Wilson jokes please!

All readers of this site shall watch Neighbours. You may choose if you wish to watch either the lunchtime or evening edition…

Ignore what Purcell-Face says…he isn’t here…I AM IN CHARGE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

um….

yes…

Right, from now on if you are reading this site you are to do so standing on one leg. I will be checking, oh yes!

Those who are already monopeds may find this rule easier then some……

More new rulings to follow, my people…

Heh, heh and indeed, heh.

Yup, everyone else is off to the Isle of Man where I am reliably informed they don’t have the electric interwebby or, indeed, electricty of any useable form…

Therefore, for one week only, I AM STAGGERING STORIES!!!!!!!!

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaacough

Oh, the power!!!

shame I have to edit the podcast and won’t actually have time to do anything else, LOL

Just a quick entry to announce that Staggering Stories (or, at least, the domain name) will be around for at least another 10 years!

Up until now I’ve only ever been able to renew the domain for 1 or 2 years at a time. Now, thanks to our new hosting company, Bytemark Hosting, I had the option to go all the way up to 10! And I did.

Of course in 10 years time I might have forgotten the renewal date is coming up, perhaps even forgotten how to do domain renewals! That’s a problem for a different decade, though. Unfortunately the maximum registration period for .co.uk names is still 2 years – so I’ll have to renew my own domain name a further 4 times in the intervening period. Perhaps I won’t forget how to do it, after all…

Who knows, perhaps by the time I next renew StaggeringStories.net I might even have gotten around to doing that major face lift I keep meaning to do..!